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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 07:02 PM

Title: FUNNY JOKE : CHURCH DON SCATTER.
Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 07:02 PM
A man armed with AK 47 ran into a church, pointed the gun at the congregation and said '' Who is a child of God here let me send the person to heaven? ''.
The congregation remained silent.The man released one bullet on the roof .The congregation trembled with fear.He said again '' Who is a child of God here let me send the person to heaven? ''.
The congregation shouted '' It's pastor.He always say that he is a child of God....... ''.
The pastor quickly interrupted
'' What kind of conspiracy is this? Everybody here knows that i am the son of Boniface and the grandson of Benji Akpi... ''.
   
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : CHURCH DON SCATTER.
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 31, 2012, 10:26 AM
hahahahahahhahahha, yeye people! una no wan die?
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : CHURCH DON SCATTER.
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 05, 2012, 10:48 AM
If the pastor should die now, who will be preaching to them.A pastor is important to a church.haha
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : CHURCH DON SCATTER.
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 01, 2012, 12:38 PM
Am sure the name of the pastor is pastor peter cos he denied God jst d way peter in the bible denied Jesus.
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : CHURCH DON SCATTER.
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 11, 2012, 08:28 PM
He has just been eating their offering since all this days.he is far from a genuine pastor.big tragedy!
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : CHURCH DON SCATTER.
Post by: Folami David on Sep 12, 2012, 12:54 PM
he has to die for his people like jesus did