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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 07:16 PM

Title: Funny joke : THE CEMETERY.
Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 07:16 PM
A guy stayed close to the cemetery.He used this to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, with his nostrils filled with cotton wool and spoke nasally.This scared every driver and rider who wouldn't dare ask him for money.The guy did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver and rider, who were thinking he was a ghost.

One evening, the guy boarded an okada as usual, alighted at the cemetery junction.'' My money? '' the angry looking okada man asked.Cotton wool was inside the guy's nostrils as he replied nasally '' I don't have money! ''.The okada man would not take this from him, he kept insisting.The frustrated guy later said '' Ok ok, follow me to my room in the cemetery and i will pay you ''.The okada man agreed and followed him till they got to the grave.

The guy in his attempts to frighten the okada man he knocked on the grave and shouted '' MARTIN! MARTIN! ABEG FIND ME #800 MAKE I TAKE PAY THIS STURBBON OKADA MAN ''.All of a sudden, a very big hand holding #1000 appeared out of the grave accompained with a voice which said '' TAKE THIS 1K, NA MY LAST CARD BE THAT ''.

The guy and the okada man took to their heels!     
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 31, 2012, 10:57 AM
hahahahahahha! LWKMD why is he running now,  she he is a dead man.
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Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 06:27 PM
They should run till the back of their foot touches the back of their head.the joke is funny MR JOKE.
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Post by: Becky02 on Aug 01, 2012, 08:04 PM
Can't stop laughing ooo... This is really serious.. Gud for D̶̲̥̅̊ two of them
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Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 02:24 AM
This guyz would be faster than usain bolt after seeing that hand.They would have been so scared,troubled and worried. 
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Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 04, 2012, 05:18 PM
Never you pretend again in your entire life.This is a big lesson for you.And that one too that is following you bcos of one small amount of money,God save him.
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Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 22, 2012, 06:41 PM
Cemetery joke for your pleasure.pls more of your comments to appreciate.lots of love to ya'll.
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 08, 2012, 02:06 PM
This is hillarious.Kudos to you MR JOKE.
You are funny
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Post by: Stanley_13001 on Oct 08, 2012, 02:22 PM
kudos to the source of this joke, hope the guy say him sharp
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 26, 2012, 02:25 PM
That kind of cemetary is very bad o.It shouldn't be where kids are.
It is deadly
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 29, 2012, 01:05 AM
This kind of adventure will never be tried by them ever again.It is just like a suicide mission
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 29, 2012, 02:41 PM
This people have mind o.
I can't even imagine myself standing close to a cemetery
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