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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 30, 2012, 07:50 PM

Title: Funny Joke: At D̶̲̥̅̊ funeral
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 30, 2012, 07:50 PM
An Edo man invited his friends for his mother's burial, after lowering the coffin,
they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? D̶̲̥̅̊ Edo man smiled & said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".A Yoruba man also dropped N50,000 and said, add this in case it is not enough.
An Igbo man who was present at that time smiled, brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000. He dropped it in D̶̲̥̅̊ coffin and took
the N150,000 notes as change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...it is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many
robbers are out there and no one
will be there to save you so just manage D̶̲̥̅̊ check"Igbo kwenu!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: At D̶̲̥̅̊ funeral
Post by: Florence Amara on Jul 30, 2012, 11:45 PM
Wisdom is d principal thing, any man that needed it should ask God who giveth librally to all and he wil give. I lv d igbo sense
Title: Re: Funny Joke: At D̶̲̥̅̊ funeral
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 31, 2012, 10:44 AM
na true talk, hungry dead bodies may collect the money, so igbo man you try joooo