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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 02:02 PM

Title: FUNNY JOKE : THE INTERVIEW.
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 02:02 PM
This is An Interview
Dialogue I OVERHEAD IN
MY WORKING PLACE.
IT IS AN INTERVIEW
BETWEEN AN OFFICER
IN A DEPARTMENT AND A CANDIDATE
SEEKING FOR JOB =>
Officer : What is your name?

Candidate :- M.P sir.

Officer :- Tell me properly.

Candidate : Modape Pakurumo sir.

Officer : Your father's name?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : What does that mean?

Candidate :- Moshood Pakurumo sir.

Officer : Your native place?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : Is it Makurdi Purum?

Candidate : No.Minna port sir.

Officer :- What is your qualification?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : (angry) What is it?

Candidate : Metric pass.

Officer : So why do you need a job?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : Meaning?

Candidate : Money problem sir?

Officer : What's your personality?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?

Candidate : Monocrotic personality.

Officer : I see no wonder,
i will get back to you later...

Candidate : Sir, How's my MP?

Officer : And what's that again?

Candidate : My performance?

Officer : MP!

Candidate : m-e-a-n-i-n-g?

Officer :- Mental Problem!

Hahahah
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : THE INTERVIEW.
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 05, 2012, 10:37 AM
Confirm mental problem.He put all this in his head all because of a job interview..all in the name of trying to impress.You need deliverance.
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : THE INTERVIEW.
Post by: Folami David on Oct 01, 2012, 08:54 PM
Quote from: MR JOKE on Aug 05, 2012, 10:37 AM
Confirm mental problem.He put all this in his head all because of a job interview..all in the name of trying to impress.You need deliverance.
They should pity this man and give him the job o...He came well prepared
Title: Re: FUNNY JOKE : THE INTERVIEW.
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 01, 2012, 11:08 PM
look at him saying this like it was a memory verse..