( Joke of the day ).
Title : IF NOT FOR.
NB : Remember this is a joke and shouldn't be taken personal (NO OFFENSE).
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IF NOT FOR PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES, MANY OF US WILL STILL BE WRITING JAMB.
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IF NOT FOR NOLLYWOOD, SEGUN ARINZE'S EYES WILL BE USED FOR GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY.
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IF NOT FOR MUSIC, GOLDIE WOULD AV BEEN A HOUSEMAID/COOK.
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IF NOT FOR MUSIC RICKROSS WOULD BE THE MASCOT FOR KFC.
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IF NOT FOR NOLLYWOOD AKI N PAWPAW WOULD BE SOMEWHERE HAWKING ORANGE AND PAWPAW.
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IF NOT FOR ARSENE WENGER'S POLICY, ARSENAL MIGHT HAVE WON A TROPHY AND RVP WON'T BE LEAVING.
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IF NOT FOR BANKY'S HEAD HATS WOULD AV BEEN CHEAPER.
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IF NOT FOR FAMILY WEALTH SINA RAMBO WOULD BE A WAITER.
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IF NOT FOR THOSE WITH AGBALUMO, YOU'D THINK SHE'S A DUDE *wink*
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IF NOT FOR BOKO HARAM MAIDUGIRI WOULD BE A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.
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IF NOT FOR EVE WE'LL STILL BE WALKING AROUND NAKED.
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These are good ones o.But wait o Tunrayo, Do you mean some girls use agbalumo? You are exposing their secret o.They wont be happy with you.
This is really funny sha....but wait o, what are ladies using agbalumo for? Pls be kind to tell me.
shina rambo looks like a waiter trully.i'm with you on that one.his family's wealth saved him
very funny my dear, keep the ball rolling.
If not for God this world wold have turned to another thing entirely.expecially this Nigeria
You have spoken well o.especiallly with the Aki and Pawpaw part
hhahahaaaaahahahah no be small thing o, if not for God who will be alive today? what of that. lol
one of the most hillarious jokes i've seen here.you are the future tatafo of Nigeria
nice one here, well done
Tunrayo, you have exposed ladies secret
without some things, many things would've perished. wise joke
Ur really made a great research
Quote from: pugo on Oct 20, 2012, 03:45 PM
Ur really made a great research
that makes a gud writer.
Brilliant work tunrayo
motivational, keep doing comedy, you're gud at it
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Oct 22, 2012, 02:35 PM
motivational, keep doing comedy, you're gud at it
She'll be a good female comedian
My bp has gone to hide
Quote from: pugo on Oct 23, 2012, 11:04 AM
My bp has gone to hide
Bring it out back o...
this is yabbing at some of our celebrities o
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Oct 24, 2012, 05:02 PM
this is yabbing at some of our celebrities o
Like the way some wriffwraffs are trying to yab tonto dikeh on coolfm now
mr joke, this is a really good one for me to handle
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Nov 03, 2012, 11:28 PM
mr joke, this is a really good one for me to handle
He did a great job wit dis? Yes
Funny.If not God...
This is another hillarious one on theinfostrides.com .And every of this If Not For is very correct and true. Nice one Motunrayo