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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 01, 2012, 05:51 PM

Title: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 01, 2012, 05:51 PM
The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me." The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." The man of God quietly made an 'offering' of 'just' one N100 to his new found 'preacher'. End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 12:03 AM
Money can do all things for this kind of people.I respect their love for money.They can do anything for that money to reach their hand.Christ help us all.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Davzy folamz on Aug 26, 2012, 08:22 PM
The two professions should be enemies as far as i'm concerned.they are not compartible at all.the are too different.One save lives...The other takes it.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 26, 2012, 09:26 PM
The bribing has entered into their system to the extent of doing dat in the church.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 27, 2012, 12:50 PM
From what I read above, I dnt  see anything about doctor nao... Why is the topic Doctor and the police? It shld be pastor n the police instead.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Jumoke benson on Aug 28, 2012, 03:10 PM
Bribery and corruption o!
Too bad in this country.
Everyone is corrupt.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 02:29 AM
He is wicked.It is just #100 he can give to the man.he is not a good man at all.that is very bad
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 09:20 PM
He used sense there.if he had not settled him something else might have happened.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Doctor and Police
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 06, 2012, 02:08 PM
Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 02:29 AM
He is wicked.It is just #100 he can give to the man.he is not a good man at all.that is very bad
What is wicked there? and how is he a bad man? did you give him any money to keep for them?