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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Aug 02, 2012, 08:30 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Nothing Works
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 02, 2012, 08:30 AM

I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.
I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.
She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.
"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."
She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!

Title: Re: Funny Joke: Nothing Works
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 02:31 AM
That is a big insult to his personality.The woman is sharp mouthed o.han han pls o.We don't like to do so let's just line up and be quiet.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Nothing Works
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 04, 2012, 04:53 PM
The TEAR part is what is amusing me.Laugh wants to kill me here.It is very funny.It was creative from the beginning, the middle till the end.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Nothing Works
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 22, 2012, 07:21 PM
What the girl said is so touching.*It makes me wanna cry*.The boy should be crying by now too i'm sure.