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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Aug 02, 2012, 08:32 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Poor guy
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 02, 2012, 08:32 AM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants intercourse, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Poor guy
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 02:40 AM
What a terrible thing to happen to micheal at such tender age.Oh my God this is not looking good at all.Well the wife says she love him too. 
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Poor guy
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 04, 2012, 04:40 PM
He should bear it.It is not a nice situation but he should just manage.He would have been happy if it was his wife.Funny man o
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Poor guy
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 01, 2012, 10:43 AM
Yeye ma.. He tut he will go for his wife not knowing that he is coming for him.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Poor guy
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 06, 2012, 09:46 PM
This man has really suffered.thank God the woman sclaed through.the man did not mind they did something to his own wife
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Poor guy
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 11, 2012, 07:55 PM
The wife has said it all.
He has to be strong for the great task ahead
too sad for the man
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Poor guy
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 13, 2012, 04:46 PM
This is a bad incident.
So sad to read this.