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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Aug 02, 2012, 08:37 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Two Cannibals
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 02, 2012, 08:37 AM
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Two Cannibals
Post by: emezico on Aug 02, 2012, 10:46 AM
Hahaha...the father intention is obvious. Lol...
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Two Cannibals
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 04, 2012, 06:46 PM
That signfies that his mother is not beautiful enough to be called a wife, He prefers the one he saw.Sorry boy you have to take heart and accept your fate.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Two Cannibals
Post by: Nifemi donald on Aug 07, 2012, 03:39 AM
The mother is not as prettty as she is then.for a man to say that, the former wife should get ready to shift away from his matrimonial home.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Two Cannibals
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 09, 2012, 11:31 AM
Maybe now the boy will advise his father to stop cannibalism.when it's reached his mother.we never see something as a problem until when it affects us.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Two Cannibals
Post by: Davzy folamz on Aug 16, 2012, 03:35 PM
He is the head of the family so his say is final.the mother is gone and a new wife has entered the house.i say sorry to the poor boy.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Two Cannibals
Post by: Jumoke benson on Aug 16, 2012, 03:40 PM
the boy will now know that cannibalism is not good.so when he hears his mother is dead he wil know he is part of d crime