A woman was sitting on hers veranda one afternoon when she noticed that her neighbor,a man, went out to his mailbox, opened it, and returned to his home empty handed.
About five minutes later, she saw the man again. He checked the mailbox and once again, returned to his house empty handed.
He did this two more times before the woman decided to ask him about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the woman asked.
"Because," replied the man, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
When they were telling her to go to school, she was being sturbbon.Now illiteracy is her friend
Oh my God! Illiteracy of the highest order.There is nothing in her head o.Or is she a blonde?