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Title: Funny Joke- If you had wat i had
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 02, 2012, 11:59 AM

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents."

Title: Re: Funny Joke- If you had wat i had
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 01, 2012, 02:56 PM

50 cent is a lot of money for him.
That is what he feels...
He is happy about it

Title: Re: Funny Joke- If you had wat i had
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 01, 2012, 05:03 PM

I put it to him that he is a poor man

Title: Re: Funny Joke- If you had wat i had
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 02, 2012, 12:21 AM

so that was what he had..

Title: Re: Funny Joke- If you had wat i had
Post by: Rexyspy on Oct 02, 2012, 12:30 AM

Smart Guy..... He needed to drink it hurriedly to be ready for whatever comes next.

Title: Re: Funny Joke- If you had wat i had
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 02, 2012, 01:27 AM

so that was why he ran into the shop

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