A man went to visit his father -in- law to be, and was chewing gum. The father-in-law to be saw this young man and got furious. This dialogue ensured
father-in-law: wat? U are in my house to ask for my daughter's hand in marriage and you are chewing gum? Dats a sign of disrespect.
Man: am sorry sir. I only chew gum wen i
drink and smoke.
Father-in-law: u min u drink and smoke? Oh my God and u got the guts to come to my house for my daughter?
Man: pls sir dnt b angry i drink and smoke after clubbing.
Father-in-law: as in u do club too?
Man: yes sir i started clubing after i left prison
father-in-law: lord have mercy. U bin to
prison?
Man: sorry sir i went to prison after serving my Jail term.
Father-in-law: why were u sent jail?
Man: becos i got angry and killed a man who wont allow me marry his daughter.
Father-in-law: realy? Chai my pikin u ar
welcme ooo. Yeeepa u for tuk since na sey na ma pikin mke u cme. Inshort u ar in d ritehouse. Dnt wori u don mari my pikin put jara my Inlaw inlaw.
Oh! Now the father-in-law is SCARED!!!!