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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Bsquare on Aug 03, 2012, 12:51 PM

Title: funny joke - malam kai
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 03, 2012, 12:51 PM
THERE WAS ONCE A PASTOR THAT HAD A MANGO TREE AT THE BACK OF HIS CHURCH. HE LOVED HIS MANGO TREE SO MUCH, TOOK CARE OF IT AND DIDNT LET ANYONE ONE TOUCH IT.

SO ONE DAY AS HE WAS PREACHING TO HIS CONGREGATION, AN HAUSA MALA WAS WANDERING THROUGH THE CHURCH PREMISES, AND HE SAW THE MANGO TREE, AS HE WANTED TO PLUCK ONE OUT OF IT, THE PASTOR NOTICED HIM AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM FROM  TAKING HIS MANGO.



SO HE SHOUTED TO HIS CONGREGATION
" EVERYBODY OPEN TO THE BOOK OF  MALAKAI I!!!!, OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALAKAI !!!"
Title: Re: funny joke - malam kai
Post by: Tade olaitan on Aug 26, 2012, 05:18 PM
Unfortunately for you,the mallam will never hear that kind of thing.he will still proceed with his mission.sorry
Title: Re: funny joke - malam kai
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Aug 26, 2012, 05:24 PM
and it rhymed well o.very sensible one.the mallam should understand that i am sure.mallamkai and malachai
Title: Re: funny joke - malam kai
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 08, 2012, 06:25 PM
That one is more important to him than his preaching in church.he is not a serious man of God.oga o
Title: Re: funny joke - malam kai
Post by: Folami David on Oct 09, 2012, 12:45 PM
The mallam sef his sturbbon.
Since that the pastor was saying it...
He is not serious
Title: Re: funny joke - malam kai
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Apr 25, 2013, 12:42 AM
Sharp badt pastor! He was wise with this one. Don't just know if the Mallam would understand though