A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have
kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye,
Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion.
They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car
to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone
contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of
petrol and a stick of matches."
I will happily give out five liter of petrol and matches, if only it could be true.
ℓ☺ℓz... This one na funny joke oo. But am sure people will donate petrol than money....I trust Nigerians
Straight way to hell
there are the people i hate with a passion.they have to be burnt to ashes
I will personally donate a tanker of fuel
I love the way this was changed into a joke.Tells how creatie we could be sometimes.Well done