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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 05, 2012, 11:53 AM

Title: Funny Joke - IF YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 05, 2012, 11:53 AM
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents."
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 01, 2012, 12:28 PM
I just hope the money will be enough for him to pay his debt and if not he will vomit all
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 11, 2012, 08:35 PM
Poverty is troubling him
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE
Post by: Folami David on Oct 07, 2012, 08:14 PM
He was just joking.I think he was busy listening to 50 cent's music