A doctor, a lawyer, a little
boy and a priest were out
for a Sunday afternoon
flight on a small private
plane. Suddenly, the plane
developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts
of the pilot, the plane
started to go down.
Finally, the pilot grabbed a
parachute, yelled to the
passengers that they had
better jump, and bailed
out. Unfortunately, there
were only three
parachutes remaining. The
doctor grabbed one and
said "I'm a doctor, I save
lives, so I must live," and
jumped out. The lawyer
then said, "I'm a lawyer
and lawyers are the
smartest people in the
world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a
parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the
little boy and said, "My
son, I've lived a long and
full life. You are young and
have your whole life
ahead of you. Take the last
parachute and live in
peace." The little boy
handed the parachute
back to the priest and said,
"Not to worry, Father. The
'smartest man in the
world' just took off with
my back pack."
ℓ☺ℓz... If I may ask, who is that smallest man in the world? Is it the doctor or the lawyer?
This professionals are funny.so because you people do all sort of things you must live.doctor said he saves lives,what about the boy he wants to die
oversmartness has killed him
That one is thinking a bag pack is a parachute.well,due to his wickedness,he needs to visit heaven very soon maybe he can change.
next time don't say what you are not.it is not good
The other man that got rescued is the luckiest man in the old.The smartest man in the world must have smashed his head on a stone by now
Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Sep 03, 2012, 06:18 PM
This professionals are funny.so because you people do all sort of things you must live.doctor said he saves lives,what about the boy he wants to die
Don't mind him.He forgot about his profession when it came to death