A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with the following professional qualifications:
First degree in Boxing or Kick boxing.
A Professional diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques.
MUST be a duly certified LIAR with vast experiencein corrupt practices.
Must be ready to shun the voices of the People inallegiance to the Party's wishes.
Possession of a falsified educational degree will be an added advantage.
Duly qualified candidates should please forward their detailed CV's to the Party Secretariat.
NB: Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be given preference.
The selection process will definitely be biased andopen to changes without notice, as this is part of the party policy.
Short listed athletes will be given a course in'Political Jargons' to familiarize them with the language of the tournament.
BEST OF LUCK!!
Uhmmm... And this is the exact picture of politics in Nigeria
This is how politics is in this country.no lie in it at all.christ help we
our outing at the olympics was dry.i almost denied being a nigerian to a new kenyan friend.they didn't prepare
Quote from: Becky02 on Sep 01, 2012, 03:37 PM
Uhmmm... And this is the exact picture of politics in Nigeria
Every politician is a thief!
No one is innocent or crime-free
U tried
Vacany in Nigeria made me laugh o
The rulling party my foot
this is a spectacular vacancy
Quote from: Glory Skales Charity on Nov 14, 2012, 02:28 PM
this is a spectacular vacancy
Our politicians are higher thieves
Politics in Nigeria is not more than this very one i'm seeing right now. This is how they do things in Naija.