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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Ibrahim Ibrahim A on Aug 06, 2012, 12:24 PM

Title: Funny joke- A blonde wants to employ her self
Post by: Ibrahim Ibrahim A on Aug 06, 2012, 12:24 PM
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 Pounds?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she mig
ht need were in the garage.

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Title: Re: Funny joke- A blonde wants to employ her self
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 02, 2012, 03:23 PM
I dnt want to imagin how the painting will look like... Hope the employer will no regret employing her.
Title: Re: Funny joke- A blonde wants to employ her self
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 03, 2012, 09:36 PM
blondes will always be blondes no matter how smart they try to be
Title: Re: Funny joke- A blonde wants to employ her self
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 04, 2012, 01:04 PM
wow what a wonderful painter, i hope the man will really enjoy riding his Ferrari painted by a blonde
Title: Re: Funny joke- A blonde wants to employ her self
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 04, 2012, 01:14 PM
next time no one will employ a blonde to work for him or her.blondes can never be sensible
Title: Re: Funny joke- A blonde wants to employ her self
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 07:37 PM
It is good the man has not brought out any money.he can just keep his money and pursue her away.she is not worthy of the job