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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Ibrahim Ibrahim A on Aug 06, 2012, 12:37 PM

Title: funny joke- latest high power vacuum cleaner
Post by: Ibrahim Ibrahim A on Aug 06, 2012, 12:37 PM
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick
as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."~
Title: Re: funny joke- latest high power vacuum cleaner
Post by: Nifemi donald on Aug 26, 2012, 05:05 PM
She has to use him to her advantage.he should just prepare very hard for the task.it will be easy.
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 08, 2012, 06:36 PM
This is a proper naija way.When people offer them little help,they'll always be bent on draining life out of them
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 09, 2012, 12:33 PM
Exactly.He will need energy to do the tedious work
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Post by: Shola Sholaz on Apr 25, 2013, 12:57 AM
He came for something now he is confronting something else. This is a very bad situation
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Post by: femifemzy3 on Jan 05, 2014, 02:45 PM
This one is a very big kind of shit that will result in something disgusting for this youngman. He is in big trouble.
Title: Re: funny joke- latest high power vacuum cleaner
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Jan 11, 2014, 02:44 PM
The man is just in big soup in this kind of situation because he didn't think well before taking this action. Hahaha