Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian-were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they received after each Sunday service.
"I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air", said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"
The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"
"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are His and the ones He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!"
You are a foolis wise man Mr Nigeria.but you can never be wiser than God.God can change the law of gravitythen and nothing will come down.That is why he is called God.
These pastors are nothing but thieves