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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 06, 2012, 03:52 PM

Title: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 06, 2012, 03:52 PM
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents."
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: wilson on Aug 06, 2012, 09:30 PM
keep it up
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: Nifemi donald on Aug 06, 2012, 11:56 PM
Hahahahaha i cannot laugh so hard in the night like this o.Everyone is sleeping here and i don't want to disturb.Don't let me wake the people here up o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 02, 2012, 03:32 PM
Was it cos of 50 cent he wanted to get drunk. Hope he had enough money to pay his debt. lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 03, 2012, 09:27 PM
he is not serious.so that is what is shacking his head
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 04, 2012, 10:08 AM
useless guy, instead of using his money on meaningful things, he is busy lavishing it on shot and even the 50 cent he is killing himself for did not even know him
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 04, 2012, 01:33 PM
he should better not let that one enter his head o..it is not worth it
Title: Re: Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 07:08 PM
If this man had more than this,he will turn to the owner of the world.he will be extremely proud about that