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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Bsquare on Aug 07, 2012, 10:05 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Man of God
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 07, 2012, 10:05 AM
there is a man of God who is very good in stealing Church money when prayer is going on. one day a member came late and sat on the last bench, when it's time to pray the pastor says lets pray everyone close his eyes except that man. in the process the pastor put his hands into the offering bowl then the man make a sound, the pastor then open his eyes and they meet eye to eye with the man, then the pastor says "blessed are they that see and keep quiet" and the man reply that "for they shall received their reward after the sermon"

That is they will share the money after the service.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man of God
Post by: Aramide olawale on Aug 07, 2012, 01:42 PM
God is watching them.hope they know that.by the time they wil receive one big slap from heaven they wil know.lmao
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man of God
Post by: Amynwan on Aug 07, 2012, 01:57 PM
crazy people, can you even imagine that? it is not even those counting the money that are stealing the money again, so it has now shifted to the pastors.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man of God
Post by: Jumoke benson on Aug 09, 2012, 01:34 PM
The congregation should start praying that 'Every hand stealing our church money should burn to ashes' you will see that they will change.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man of God
Post by: Davzy folamz on Aug 16, 2012, 03:58 PM
This two people have been doing this for long.they are not new in this.they've been doing it in their momma's belle.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man of God
Post by: Jumoke benson on Aug 16, 2012, 04:04 PM
stealing in either church or mospue just has a way of annoyin me.it is a very bad omen to the society.