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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Bsquare on Aug 07, 2012, 10:25 AM

Title: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 07, 2012, 10:25 AM
Dear Bo$$,
All of u$ have read the New$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.
In thi$ life we all need $omething most de$perately. I think you $hould be under$standing the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond.
Your$ $incerely.
Norman $oh.

Dear Norman,
I know you have been working very hard, Nowadays Nothing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well as yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading economist are Not sure if the United States will go into aNOther recession. After the November presidential election, things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Aramide olawale on Aug 07, 2012, 12:39 PM
let me interprete what he means to you.he simply means your services are nt required anymore.in essence, YOU ARE SACKED!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Aug 14, 2012, 08:09 AM
Very coded way of sacking people.
If nigerian managers can borrow this idea people won't be too sad whenever they are sacked.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Samo gideon on Aug 16, 2012, 11:01 AM
Next time you will not ask for a raise.now u'll start receiving ur raise in your house.too bad for you.i feel really really sorry.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Aug 24, 2012, 08:57 PM
Watch what you say next time.
You don't know the condition your manager was before you sent him that letter.
Just see it as You Sacked Yourself.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Ajadi yusuf on Aug 24, 2012, 09:08 PM
such raise shouldn't be asked for ever again.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 28, 2012, 05:32 PM
Wise manager.he does not want to break his hard badly.all managers should start using this method o
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Tina lawrence on Aug 30, 2012, 02:00 PM
Moral of the story,try as much as possibleto remai contented with the salary given to you and put your employers in prayers.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 30, 2012, 02:25 PM
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Aug 30, 2012, 02:00 PM
Moral of the story,try as much as possibleto remai contented with the salary given to you and put your employers in prayers.
tnx, you are totally right.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 03, 2012, 04:40 PM
The raise was unnecessary.see what it has caused now.big wahala
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 04, 2012, 03:02 PM
they are managing you,you are still passing your boundary.you have done what is bad so you will see what is bad
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 04, 2012, 03:44 PM
chei anya ukwu no good o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 08:55 PM
And he wanted to go by what the bible said o ''Ask and you shall be guven '' but he has been dissappointed.