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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 07, 2012, 03:00 PM

Title: Funny Joke - FINALLY TOGETHER
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 07, 2012, 03:00 PM
As a devout Catholic, Maria does?t use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually, Mari?s time also came.

At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."

A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"

Says the priest: "I mean her legs!"
Title: Re: Funny Joke - FINALLY TOGETHER
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 05, 2012, 11:52 AM
Infact the prist is correct .... Thank God the legs are finally together.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - FINALLY TOGETHER
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 05, 2012, 12:08 PM
hahahahhahahahaha. this prist don kill me o, i taught the woman is trying to be holy by not using condom so why did he not tell her to use it when she was alive so as to minimize the number of children she had instead of disgracing her publicly on her burial day.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - FINALLY TOGETHER
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 06, 2012, 09:21 PM
after the whole stress it finally happened.they should be grateful