there was this day a pastor was going to church, along the way he came accross a girl selling bread
"bread, buy your sweet bread". he now asked the girl
"why should i buy your bread" the girl answered "because Jesus is the bread of life" the pastor was impressed and bought the bread. he saw another girl selling apples, and he asked her why he shold buy her apple, and the girl replied "because i am the apple of God's eye". the pastor bought the apple.
Later he saw a calabar man selling yam, he now asked the man why he should buy his yam, the calaber man replied "because God say 'I YAM THAT I YAM'". The pastor ran away in laughter.
That is how calabar people are.they drive me crazy serioulsy.they are all comedians there.kisses to all of them.
Very funny individual.
I yam that i tam ko i potato that i potato ni.
Silly rabbit.