Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with?
Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling?
(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap...)
Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile,I don't know any Johnson in UK.) (Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait)
Mr. 419 : Of course,this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognize my voice initially?
(Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy).Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you.
Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has leprosy too? You didn't hear about that, abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn't hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too?Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-wit ted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue...
(breaking in before he begins his story)
Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o: (you offended me).I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back?
You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don't have his kind of patience o! I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I give you what you deserve. epe buruku ni ma se fun e! (I'll pronounce wicked curses on u)
Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important..
Ayo: Shut up!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419?
The guy ended the call straight..
ℓ☺ℓz... He ran away after meeting somebody dat is smarter than him.
419 people can go to any extent to get their money from their client.they are always very desperate.They all need deliverance
this 419 has slacked big time on this.his reputation has spoilt with this conversation
When they meet people smarter than them, all they do is run
They think it's everyone they can fool or dupe.
They must be joking