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Title: Funny Joke: Offering for Beauty
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 10, 2012, 05:03 PM
A pastor of a church told his congregation that the men should give an offering to the lord according to their wife's beauty.
the first man came and dropped $1000000
the 2nd man gave $200000
the 3rd man gave $20,the pastor was so mad at the 3rd man that he asked him if he thought giving to God was a joke.the man then called out his wife for the pastor.on seeing her the pastor apologized and gave the man back $10 as change
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Offering for Beauty
Post by: Florence Amara on Aug 10, 2012, 10:42 PM
Beauty is in d eyes of d beholder, pastor knws wht informed her decision in giving bk d €10
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Post by: Becky02 on Sep 04, 2012, 02:42 PM
What a pity... For the man to collect change, it means the wife is not fine at all.
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 08, 2012, 03:58 PM
He knows what he has at home.no one should question him on that.he knows her than any other person
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 11, 2012, 01:45 PM
I do not pray to see that woman in real life o.after all this insult the husband gave her.the husband is her greatest enemy
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 13, 2012, 05:09 PM
When did they start collecting money for beauty again?
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 13, 2012, 11:27 PM
God will them ugly like her.Since they don't how to talk and act.They have to learn a lesson
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 15, 2012, 11:32 PM
Everyone is beautiful.i guess the pastor and that man are just joking.the wife will be finer than the husband if we had a chance to see her
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Offering for Beauty
Post by: Folami David on Oct 03, 2012, 01:07 AM
Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Sep 13, 2012, 05:09 PM
When did they start collecting money for beauty again?
Me sef don't know o
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 05, 2012, 02:34 PM
what a devlish church.they should not say JESUS there o
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Post by: pugo on Oct 05, 2012, 02:48 PM
That gathering should not be called church at all
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 05, 2012, 05:10 PM
Quote from: pugo on Oct 05, 2012, 02:48 PM
That gathering should not be called church at all
Yes.All they do there is of the devil.