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Title: Funny Joke - DIVORCED AND DRUNK
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 11, 2012, 12:21 PM
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,

"Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Title: Re: Funny Joke - DIVORCED AND DRUNK
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 05, 2012, 12:37 PM
She must av lost her mind.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - DIVORCED AND DRUNK
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 05, 2012, 09:38 PM
you call that celebration? a slap on her face will do
Title: Re: Funny Joke - DIVORCED AND DRUNK
Post by: Semiauto03 on Sep 06, 2012, 02:48 AM
Ooooppss!!! i think twas a slip of tongue...lolx
Title: Re: Funny Joke - DIVORCED AND DRUNK
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 25, 2012, 01:21 AM
A very huge slip of tongue.she will be regretting it now
Title: Re: Funny Joke - DIVORCED AND DRUNK
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 25, 2012, 11:59 AM
Quote from: Semiauto03 on Sep 06, 2012, 02:48 AM
Ooooppss!!! i think twas a slip of tongue...lolx
if she dosent have somthing to say, i think she should have just kept quiet rather than ultering rubbish.