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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 11, 2012, 12:47 PM

Title: Funny Joke - CHURCH WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 11, 2012, 12:47 PM
HAHA, IS NOT FUNNYOOO
I WENT TO CHURCH ONE DAY IN OGUN STATE WHILE I WAS PASSING BY, THE PASTOR WAS PREACHING ABOUT WHAT U SHOULD DO TO MAKE THE HEAVEN

HE ASK,

PASTOR........ WHO NO WAN GO TO HEAVEN HAND UP?

NA SO ONE GIRLE RAISE'S HER HAND UP!

PASTO....... GIRL COME OUT HERE

THE GIRL WENT TO AND  STAND BEFOR CHURCH,

PASTOR........ WHAT IS UR NAME

SHE ANSWER'D MY NAME IS BIMBOR

PASTOR..........HOW OLD ARE YOU?

BIMBOR......I AM EIGHT YEARS OLD.

PASTOR........WHY U DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?

BIMBOR.......AH, ABEG PASTOR MY ANTY TELL ME SAY MEK I NO GO ANY WHERE AFTER CHURCH, SHE SAY MEK I KUKU RUN BACK HOME AFTER SERVICE, SO FOR TODAY SHE WORN ME WELL WELL MEK UNA DEY GO MAY BE NEXT TIME I GO GO WITH UNA.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - CHURCH WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
Post by: Ajadi yusuf on Aug 20, 2012, 12:35 AM
She is acting obedient o.it is not her fault please o.she is acting according to instruction.i do not balme her at all.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - CHURCH WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
Post by: Florence Amara on Aug 20, 2012, 02:51 AM
Its good to hav children section diff 4rm adult church 4 easy understanding of terminology.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - CHURCH WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
Post by: Jonathan Shode on Aug 20, 2012, 02:59 AM
nice one that really funny.
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Post by: walax on Aug 20, 2012, 10:59 AM
Poor little girl... She doent understand what the pastor was saying. ℓ☺ℓz
Title: Re: Funny Joke - CHURCH WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
Post by: Semiauto03 on Aug 20, 2012, 01:17 PM
That's one serious girl....bible sef talk say "obey ur fada and ur mother". So she'z on point nau
Title: Re: Funny Joke - CHURCH WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 03, 2012, 02:16 AM
She is an obedient girl...indirectly, she is already worthy of heaven
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 03, 2012, 02:20 AM
She is an obedient girl...indirectly, she is already worthy of heaven
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Post by: Amynwan on Oct 03, 2012, 05:53 PM
small innocent girl
Title: Re: Funny Joke - CHURCH WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 04, 2012, 07:13 PM
She will definately make heaven even without going with the pastor yet