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Title: Funny Joke: Double your wish
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 13, 2012, 11:49 AM
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Double your wish
Post by: Samo gideon on Aug 15, 2012, 04:04 PM
He used real brain because he is going to kill his wife.poor woman that does not even know what is happening to her.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Double your wish
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Aug 19, 2012, 07:12 PM
He must hate the woman so he just seized the opportunity given to him.he is a very bad sharp man.this should not have happened.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Double your wish
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 26, 2012, 06:33 PM
With sense, half of the things in life are possible.this man is a wise man.he used that one in a lifetime opportunity to clear off his wife.
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Aug 26, 2012, 06:39 PM
he has doubled his wish tremendously.and the wife does not know what is happening.i feel for her.she is abt 2 die.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Aug 26, 2012, 06:58 PM
if the wife had known,she would not have offended him before he left the house.now she wil have to pay 4 it.
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Post by: walax on Aug 26, 2012, 07:59 PM
 see this wicked man oo. He don kill the wife be dat.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Aug 26, 2012, 08:13 PM
the genie has come to ruin a home o.it is a not a good genie.if that wife should catch it ehn, hmmm....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Double your wish
Post by: Folami David on Oct 08, 2012, 05:54 PM
Quote from: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Aug 19, 2012, 07:12 PM
He must hate the woman so he just seized the opportunity given to him.he is a very bad sharp man.this should not have happened.
Quote from: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Aug 19, 2012, 07:12 PM
He must hate the woman so he just seized the opportunity given to him.he is a very bad sharp man.this should not have happened.
He is a disgrace to man
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Double your wish
Post by: Folami David on Oct 08, 2012, 06:01 PM
Quote from: walax on Aug 26, 2012, 07:59 PM
see this wicked man oo. He don kill the wife be dat.
The man wicked no be small.
Wickedness of the highest order
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Double your wish
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 09, 2012, 01:54 AM
This man is ready to kill that wife.He has no mercy at all.Very wicked being