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Title: Funny Joke: The Lie Clock
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 13, 2012, 01:41 PM
Moshood Abiola died and went to heaven ... As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Abiola, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Abiola. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Abiola. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!"
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The Lie Clock
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Aug 15, 2012, 04:53 PM
Obasanjo has been highly disgraced! Ceiling fan..hahaha
i hope he sees this.
He just has to. 
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The Lie Clock
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 15, 2012, 05:19 PM
obasanjo ruined this country during his tenure.he messed up big time.i was even ashamed of being a yoruba girl.