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Title: Funny Joke: Female and Male Prayers
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 13, 2012, 02:07 PM
FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to"How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen

MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Female and Male Prayers
Post by: Davzy folamz on Aug 13, 2012, 03:35 PM
Should we now say they have so many problems?
At all now.Men are more problem-bound in every way.
They just like unecessary things.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Female and Male Prayers
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 05, 2012, 01:05 PM
What type of prayer is this.?
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Female and Male Prayers
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 05, 2012, 09:44 PM
females are funny naturally.they are all comedians really.they need help
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Female and Male Prayers
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 06, 2012, 03:21 PM
What you said about US is true
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Female and Male Prayers
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 24, 2013, 01:45 AM
There is a big difference between this two prayers. That shows how different Guys and Girls are.
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Dec 24, 2013, 09:22 AM
No matter how long the prayer is, as long as the prayer is answered at the end of the day.