There was this guy from Ajegunle named Fryo walking down the road one day when he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag.
Fryo : "Hey Shoky what you got in that bag?"
Shoky: "Got me some chickens."
Fryo : "Chickens! I sure you like chickens.
How 'bout this: if I guess how many chickens you got in that thar bag you give me one..."
Shoky: "Sheeeeiiit, Fyroo, if you guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll give you BOTH of 'em!"
Fryo : "Okay... Uhhh... Five?"
Shoky: "Nope!"