One day the Pickle was talking to the tomato. He said that every time he got big and juicy he was sliced seasoned and put in a jar. The tomato said he had it worse, every time he got big and juicy he got sliced, diced and put into salad.
Meanwhile the Penis overheard the tomato and the pickle talking so he walked over. He said he had it the worst. Every time he got big and juicy he would get put in a big stinky room and had
to do pushups until he threw up.