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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Bsquare on Aug 13, 2012, 05:20 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Son of a Bitch
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 13, 2012, 05:20 PM
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her      hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest: "Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his
"you know what "into my "you know where"
Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her "you
know where")
Girl: "YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest :"(after a few minutes) That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch"
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!
Priest: "SHIT! THAT 'S   SON OF A BITCH!!! 
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Son of a Bitch
Post by: walax on Aug 21, 2012, 05:16 PM
All of na true son of a bitch
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Son of a Bitch
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 21, 2012, 05:30 PM
the father is a real son of a bitch for doing that.what nonsense was he thinking? shameless revrend father.