Once a time in an international conference I attended, there were 3 men discussing. One was an American, one, a German and the last a Nigerian.
They agreed to talk about how each country has developed in Science.
The American started by saying there was a time a baby was born without a forearm, he was given an artificial forearm and he won a gold medal in Boxing.
The German interrupted and said, "Is that all you've got?" Well, in my own country, there was a baby born without legs. She was given an artificial leg and won the gold medal in Marathon races.
The Nigerian suddenly burst out into laughter and said, "Is that all you can do in your so called Developed country?" Well, check out ours in Nigerian history. A baby was born long time ago in the city of Abeokuta without a head. He was given a COCONUT head and became the President.