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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Bsquare on Aug 16, 2012, 10:57 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Woman
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 16, 2012, 10:57 AM

New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements.
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Aug 24, 2012, 09:10 PM
Thank you for sharing this.
I rate it ten over ten.
Pls ensure you drop more of this.
I would appreciate. 
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 28, 2012, 05:23 PM
Women, no matter how horrible we can be sometimes, we are still a lovely gender.Men cannot do without us.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman
Post by: olagenesis on Aug 28, 2012, 06:23 PM
Good one there, but you should add this. Highly needed for supports to success, cant do without them.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 12:59 AM
Good description of a woman.i am proud to be one.tnxs for sharing this 
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 05, 2012, 08:20 PM
i wish i could use a charm now to make all the men in this world to see this.they have to know who WE are