SON: Dad, how did God created Eden
DAD: God created it with his word of his mouth.
SON: What is the shape or perimeter like?
DAD: Ha ha ha it has 1 entrance like mouth 1 exit door like anus in the middle there are two apple trees and grasses down side there is pit which you can measure with a pole from pit & pole water irrigate the from.
SON: What does the pole and pit there for?
DAD: em em em you mean pit and pole? OK! The pit has grasses so you deep the pole to scatter inside for bush meat. Even can be using one also touch.
SON: So what! Adam cut eat the apple and swallow it.
DAD: Yes, Adam cut the apple suck it push the pole inside all the pit and slept there.
SON: Dad OK
This man should not be asked any question ever again
To be very honest with the writer of this joke, I don't understand this one at all. Even if i did, i don't think it would be funny.