Yesterday evening I went with my guy to visit his babe from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked...
MAID: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, yogurt, tea,chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea,please
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea,please.
MAID: how do you wantit?black or white?
ME: white
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow's milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikanercow?
ME: umm, let me go with the freezeland cow
MAID: would you like it with sweetner, sugar or. honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: I beg, forget about the tea! Just give me a glass of water,please
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water
MAID: flavoured or non flavoured?
ME: in fact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Oh, my God! Ibeg, free me, i go swallow my spit!