A lady was having intercourse with her lover in her
apartment, 20 storeys high suddenly she heard
her husband arrived. She told her lover, ''stay
like statue and not to move''
Husband: Who is dis?
Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday i got my period so i will go and make a cup of tea 4 u.
After she left, the husband said, ''Damn it i am so
horney, I will fuck this Robot in the ass!
He tried fucking the lover and started talking in a robot way: ''SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!
Husband: Damn! Robot is not working properly.
I'm throwing it out of the window. The lover
realized that he was on the 20th floor so he said,
''SOFTWARE UPDATED PLS TRY AGAIN!''
Smart move is what i see here.
The software updated immediately
lol
I've always knew Jokes on Robots are always funny.
This is one of em