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Title: Funny Joke: Woman in the periodic table
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 23, 2012, 05:13 PM
New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements.
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman in the periodic table
Post by: walax on Aug 23, 2012, 09:43 PM
Wao! This is very creative.. Pls are u a chemist or what? U really tried
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman in the periodic table
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 23, 2012, 10:34 PM
Nice article,I will score u 80%
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman in the periodic table
Post by: Ibrahim Ibrahim A on Aug 24, 2012, 12:16 PM
Women for sure, Hahahahahahahah! really funny