she is so ugly that when she entered for 'ugly contest', the organisers said 'sorry, this contest is for amateurs not professionals'
she is so ugly that her husband takes her to work to avoid kissing her goodbye.
she is so ugly that she put her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
she is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, the surveillance cameras were turned off.
Then she must be really ugly
The husband must also be ugly for thinking his wife is ugly