Ben: Can you imagine that Mr. Juma is dead!
Jim: Oooh no! What happened to him?
Ben: He came to visit me in my house but due to braking problems in his car, he hit the old car just outside my door and due to the emergency force, he flew through the windscreen of his car upto my bedroom, upstairs.
Jim: Ooohh! that is surely a bad way to die.
Ben: Nope, he survived that. After he got himself in my bedroom, he was shocked to find out that the whole of his body was filled with blood due to cuts caused by window glass.
Jim: Am sure he bleeded to death...
Ben: Not yet, he also survived that... He tried to get up and held the handle on my wooden wardrobe which was erected on the wall. Gues what? The entire wardrobe fell on him...
Jim: Oooh my! the wardrobe squeezed him to death, right?
Ben: No way! he survived that one too. He then struggled and got himself from the wardrobe and tried to find his way to downstairs only to slide again and roll from up to downstairs, breaking most of his bones...
Jim: I guess he couldnt survive that one....
Ben: Nope! He survived that one too. He then crawled to the kitchen and again tried to support himself by holding my electric cooker but then again, he was very unfortunate coz all the boiling water from the cooker poured on him, burning a huge part of his body...
jim: certainly he couldnt survive that one, right?
Ben: Nope! He still survived!
Jim: Now, hold it right there! how exactly did Juma die?
Ben: Since he was spoiling my house properties, I shot h