During a hostel inspection, a student whose bed was untidy had the following conversation with the house master who happens to be his English teacher.
Master : Why is your bed untidy?
Student: I don't know Sir.
Master : Are you Mad?
Student: That's a question sir.
Master : Don't be stupid.
Student: Thanks for the advice.
Master : Get out of the Hostel.
Student: That's a command sir.
Master : Goodness!!!!
Student: That's an exclamation.
Master : May God have mercy on you.
Student : Thank you sir, for wishing me well.
Because the boy was rude, he was given twelve strokes of the can.