A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in suru lere Lagos.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look", she said. wetin be your secret for a long happy life ?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day",he said. I also do 5 shots of kai kai a day, a spliff Igbo every night, three case of beer a week, eat akara, moi moi, diet etc and never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."
"that's amazing," said the woman," how old you be self ?"
"twenty -six."
Twenty six.so funny.you make sense please.