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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Bsquare on Aug 25, 2012, 04:01 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Grapes
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 25, 2012, 04:01 PM
One day a duck walks into a bar and asks the
bartender "Do you got any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No we don't serve grapes
here."

So the duck leaves and returns the next day
and asks "Do you got any grapes?" The bartender
says "No we don't serve grapes here."

So the duck leaves and returns for the next
five days asking the same question.

The fifth day the bartender gets pissed and says,
"If ask for grapes one more time, I'm gonna nail
your dick to the floor!"

So the duck leaves and returns the next day and
asks "Got any hammers?"

"No." replies the bartender.

"Got any nails?" "No."

"Got any grapes?"
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Grapes
Post by: Olisa on Aug 25, 2012, 04:15 PM
Quit interesting
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Grapes
Post by: Nifemi donald on Aug 28, 2012, 04:52 PM
So so interesting!
Splufic one!
I like dis!
Lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Grapes
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 01:32 AM
This duck is mad.very mad i must say.he seems to be a very sturbbon being.always coming back to do wrong
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Grapes
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 05, 2012, 09:45 PM
He was born to say the wrong things.the second person in the conversations should just quit