A man came home from the Social Security Office.
'Honey,' he said to his wife, 'I finally
convinced them that I'm old enough to collect
Social Security.'
'How?' his wife asked. 'Since the department of
records in the small town you were born in was
flooded, you can't get a copy of your birth
certificate.'
'I know,' the man replied, 'I just unbuttoned
my shirt and showed them all the gray hairs on my
chest. That convinced them that I'm old enough.'
His wife retorted, 'Then while you were at it,
why didn't you whip out your dick and get
disability, too?!'
See insult in this house o.they should go and file for a divorce straight.there is no sign of happiness here.