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Title: Funny Joke: God Forbid
Post by: Bsquare on Aug 25, 2012, 05:57 PM
A pastor has cultivated a habit of naming his children by the first statement he uttered at their bed side when he gets to see them.
As a result of these he named the first child God's time because the child came at a time they wanted him,the second child he named God's power .
When the wife now delivered the third child he wasn't around, the wife now told the people around that whenever her husband gets back it's his first utterance that'll be the child's name.
When the husband got back two days later he went to see the wife in the hospital and on seeing the baby who is so ugly the man just shouted "God forbid" .
That ended up being the baby's name 'cos the tradition could'nt be reversed.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: God Forbid
Post by: walax on Aug 25, 2012, 08:50 PM
Bad name... Which kind tradition be dat. The child no go forgive his father later
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Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 25, 2012, 10:03 PM
A big pity for the boy. But I belief pastor's dnt have a belief for TRADITIONAL tinz nw.
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Aug 30, 2012, 04:19 PM
It is a good name as far as i'm concerned.Meaning if the child grows up and people curse him,his name will reject the curse
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 08, 2012, 08:58 PM
This is a bad tradition!!!
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 09, 2012, 01:32 AM
the man should have kept it to himself o.he was harsh
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 01, 2012, 11:25 PM
Quote from: Folami David on Oct 09, 2012, 01:32 AM
the man should have kept it to himself o.he was harsh
Really harsh tinz from this man indeed!
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Nov 03, 2012, 06:44 PM
God forbid, what a name in our hands.
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Nov 03, 2012, 10:47 PM
the father of the child is a comedian
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 03, 2012, 11:08 PM
You got me rolling on the floor with this joke
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Nov 05, 2012, 10:51 AM
names for kids in Nigeria now are so funny
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Nov 05, 2012, 10:56 AM
can't imagine the look on his wife face rite nw
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 06, 2012, 09:23 AM
he must be really angry and annoyed
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Nov 06, 2012, 10:00 AM
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Nov 03, 2012, 10:47 PM
the father of the child is a comedian
Infact, a stand up comedian.Very funny of him