A-female-teacher was having problem wit a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said,"Madam, I should be in 4th grade,i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade. The Madam (teacher)had heard enough of his complaints and took the boy to the principal's office.
She explained everyting to the principal who decided to test the boy with some questions! That a 4th grade should know.
Principal:3+ 3=?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6*6? Boy:36 and so on. The principal asked the boy many others & the boy got them right. The principal then asked Madam
to send the boy to 4th grade.
Madam
decided to ask the boy some more questions, and principal agreed.
Madam: wat does a cow have 4 of that i have only 2 of.
Boy:legs.
Madam: whats in ur pants
dat u have but i dont have?
Boy: pockets.
Madam: what starts whit a C and ends wit a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principals eyes opened really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: bubble gum.
Madam: u stick ur pole in me. You tie me
down to get me up, i get wet b4 you do. What am I?
Boy: tent.
The principal was looking restless by now.
Madam: a finger goes in. You fiddle with
me when bored. The best man always has me 1st. Wat am I?
Boy: wedding Ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When am not well, I drip, when you blow me,u feel good?
Boy: nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Madam: what starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if U dont get it, u've to use ur hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: whats it that all men have,its longer in some men than others, the pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Madam: wat part of the man has no
bone,but has muscles with a lot of
veins, likes pumping and is
responsible 4 making love.
Boy: Heart.
The Madam said she is done.
The principal breathed a sigh
of relief and told the teacher; ''send the boy to university,I got the 10 questions wrong myself....!"
ℓ☺ℓz.. The principal's mind to dirty oo. Even mine too, I got dem wrong
The principal cannot hold it anymore o.this is too much for him to bear.this boy is perfect o.confirm boy.
The boy is truly smart bt the principal is a dirty minded being.
The boy should be in the university.he is adequately matured
A student that knows this kind of a thing at his early age is just wasting his time in the class he is in.he can as well finish school
this joke is funny i must confess.nice and well constructed.i laugh to it to the fullest.
Quote from: walax on Aug 26, 2012, 02:00 PM
ℓ☺ℓz.. The principal's mind to dirty oo. Even mine too, I got dem wrong
The teacher's mind is even more dirty...That boy is a genius