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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 26, 2012, 12:21 PM

Title: Funny Joke - JOHNY THE JEALOUS HUSBAND
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Aug 26, 2012, 12:21 PM
Johnny has a wife whose name is Joy. They go for a church service and d pastor is preaching about Joy. After d sermon, he begins to pray thus:

PASTOR: May Joy be ur portion in d name of Jesus.

CONGREGATION: Amen!

PASTOR: I pray ur Joy will be permanent in d name of Jesus.

CONGREGATION: Ameeeeen!!!

PASTOR: I want a louder amen for this, I pray may Joy sleep with u tonight in d name of Jesus.

CONGREGATION: A...(Johnny interrupts)Shut up everybody, my Joy no go sleep with you ooo.

Hahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - JOHNY THE JEALOUS HUSBAND
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 26, 2012, 12:51 PM
Johnny,na mumu dey worry you jare.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - JOHNY THE JEALOUS HUSBAND
Post by: walax on Aug 26, 2012, 01:21 PM
Kai!!! Johnny mind too dirtyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - JOHNY THE JEALOUS HUSBAND
Post by: Folami David on Oct 08, 2012, 05:24 PM
Litlle johnny has a girlfirend at his early age